Friday, April 20, 2018

Film Buff Friday: The Return of Swamp Thing

From it's campy ad campaign &  cinematic tone. To Heather Lockler's nimble performance, what's not to love about this silly 1989 movie available 5/8/2018? I thought so...
After her mother's mysterious death, Abigail Arcane (Heather Locklear) travels to the Florida swamps to confront her resurrected evil stepfather Dr. Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan). In an attempt to stave off the effects of aging, Dr. Arcane, assisted by Dr. Lana Zurrell (Sarah Douglas), combines genes from various swamp animals and human beings, creating an army of monsters known as Un-Men. When Abby arrives, Dr. Arcane is hell-bent on taking his own stepdaughter's life in the name of science... that is until she is rescued by SWAMP THING in this must-see sequel to the original cult classic and based on the award-winning DC Comics series!
From the executive producers of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Benjamin Melniker and Michael E. Uslan and legendary cult film director Jim Wynorski (Chopping Mall, Not of This Earth),The Return of Swamp Thing features an all-star cast that includes Heather Locklear (Melrose Place, Uptown Girls), Louis Jordan (Swamp Thing, Octopussy), Sarah Douglas (Superman II, Conan The Destroyer) and Dick Durock (Raw Deal, Stand By Me) returning as the SWAMP THING.

Shake your "Swamp Thing" here -

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Michael's Musings

Got Handcuffs???
Michael Shinafelt
Don't you love a man in uniform? It sort of takes you to a don't need to tell me where that place is, but I have an idea. Shall we move forward, of course we shall.

Lord won't you give me a Mercedes Benz? If not a Toyota Prius would suffice

The season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was last night. On to my favorite part of the show, the reunion!

OMG what are you doing at the Scientology building?!

WTF with Unreal this season??? The only truly astute season was the first

Jump on it! Figure that one out.

What's the deal with the baby bottle Lala Kent? Smells like publicity spirit

R.I.P. Barbara Bush

Sad to hear John Cena & Nikki Bella have parted ways

Tonight's the night, "yes" it's the series finale of Scandal. Putting on my sad clown make-up at present.

Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle

Wanna gain 50 lbs?! Eat mac & cheese at 2 am...what a feeling!!!

Bernie Sanders & Cardi B in 2020? The fantasy is _____ yep, it's time to fill in the blank

Stare at someone, intensely, for no reason, try it, you know you want to

Luann de Lesseps crooning Happy Birthday to Bethenny Frankel on the RHONY made me think of a drag queen lip syncing for their life on RuPaul's Drag Race

On that note, keep up with me instead of the Kardashians at:   

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Bad Boy
Justin Theroux
There's something about Justin Theroux. He first came to my attention as Seamus O'Grady in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, don't judge. 
Seamus O'Grady
Justin Theroux
He was Dylan Sanders' (Drew Barrymore) bad boy, I mean really bad boy, ex-boyfriend. I remember his handsome face, bulging biceps & six pack abs, oh and him being oh so sexy and bad. "Yes" like Dylan I used to gravitate towards the naughty ones. 

Well imagine my delight to find out you can spy what Justin naked in a few other notable things he has done on the WWW. Such as The Leftovers and Six Feet Under - you can see that Jennifer Aniston's ex-hubby is packing large on a link below to the OMG Blog.

Trust, it's real and it's spectacular.

Get your Hump Day On & Chill by tapping the NSFW link below!!!

Justin full monty on the OMG Blog:   

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The Real Housewives Of Coachella

Hello Coachella
Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna & Teddi Mellencamp
In case you have been living under a rock, one of the biggest music festivals in the world, Coachella in Southern California is happening, right now, as it shall be.

What would a high profile event like this be without some of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I ask you? Answer me, I asked you. I'm waiting...

Half of them managed to hit the festival with chutzpah and of course fashion, "yes" a trio.

Said threesome consisted of Lisa Rinna, Kyle Richards & newcomer Teddi Mellencamp. See how stylish they look in the image above, I know you do. I follow all three of them on Instagram and there are some fun video clips of them frolicking at the fest - say that three time fast.

I also follow Erika Jayne who was there DJ'ing for Moschino. None of the abovementioned women attended her set. Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmm....

Tonight is the season finale of the RHOBH can't wait!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on the WWW at:  

Monday, April 16, 2018

Monday Motivation

Run Jake, Run
Jake Gyllenhaal
It's Monday and I am having a hard time getting motivated, thus my spirit animal for today is Jake Gyllenhaal running, because I need to put a fire under my ass and speed it up already!

Jake's favorite movie of mine is, and will always be the mind bending Donnie Darko. Who could ever forget a film with a menacing rabbit named "Frank" I ask you???

See Jake run, go Jake, go...

Time to follow Jake's lead, c'mon boots start running...

Happy Monday!

Jake on IMDB: 

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Her-Story Made

Destiny Has Arrived
Destiny's Child
A little bird called the WWW chirped in my ear and told me that one Beyonce' Knowles made her-story aka history performing at Coachella last night. "Yes" Virginia and all you other kids out there, Queen B was the first Black Woman to ever headline the desert music festival. Now aren't you happy?!

It was destiny, as in Destiny's Child. That's correct minions Beyonce' was joined on stage by Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland and they said each other's names. 

Wow, what could possibly top that? Glad you asked. Solange took the stage along with Jay-Z and she beat the F#ck out of him again much to the crowd's delight.

OK, I am kidding about that, but they really did join their respective sister and wife to perform. 

You go Beyonce' !!!

Queen B on Instagram:

Saturday, April 14, 2018

2 Cows & A Milkmaid

Milk Me!
Kunal Nayyar, James Corden & Anna Faris

It's the weekend time for some levity. Well honestly, it's always time for levity, but even more when the weekend has arrived and one needs to decompress.

Behold a photo of James Corden and Kunal Nayyar bringing their milkshake to the yard as a couple of cows with milkmaid Anna Faris giving them udder satisfaction.

Obviously this is for Corden's Late, Late Show....the only question left is why?

Why cows & a milkmaid? Why not two horses & a cowgirl? Sheep with Little Bo Peep? Oh that's right, she lost them, next! You get the idea, keep 'em flowing...

Too much to ponder on a Saturday? Perhaps, but much more fun than the image of Russian hookers giving GS to Jabba the Hutt.

Mic Drop!

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