Hump Day & Chill

Charlize Theron

Pride Month officially ends today, but that doesn't mean we should stop celebrating the most important element of it all - LOVE.

That's correct Minions today we are going to Hump Day & Chill to L-O-V-E and Charlize Theron is sharing the love loud and proud on her T-Shirt along with a rainbow colored tutu. 

Charlize says Pride is an annual tradition for her family: “I try to always get my family to go and support, and these people live in my community and I love them, and so whenever I can support or be of support, of course I would be there,”

There you have it peeps love is love, now get out there and celebrate the last day of Pride with a good ole Hump Day & Chill by spreading that love and them some...

Happy Pride Month!

Pride on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_pride   

Michael's Musings

Sykes on Mike
Wanda Sykes & Michael Shinafelt

This week Instagram was caught up in a wave of a whole new thing. That thing was to place yourself with a celebrity or something, that rhymed with your name. For example Selma Blair placed herself with Cher i.e. Cher on Blair. Thus even though I go by Michael and, let's face it, nothing gels with Shinafelt. The only thing I could find to rhyme with my name is if I went by Mike.

So I hereby bequeath you Sykes on Mike! Hey, who could resist such tomfoolery? Not me, moving on...

No, he was just so cute I did it for free...NOT!

Let's start a cult

There are two sides to every story and you're a little twunt in both of them

Doing your best may look different every day, but your best is always enough

Byline of the Day: White House to be thoroughly disinfected when Trump goes 

Facts don't care about your feelings, the more you know

Remember December 1st of 2019 when you were excited there was only one month left in that dud of year? Learn from that!!!

To those who are observant, Happy Hanukkah

Woman Crush of the Week - Charlize Theron for this "Who's Who?" Instagram post of herself & Kylie Jenner after a make-up mishap 

I'm about to love you like there's a rollercoaster in my ________ let's play fill in the blank

Mario Lopez as a hunky Colonel Sanders in Recipe For Seduction on Lifetime, discuss...

If your confused about what's open in Los Angeles during lockdown let me help: relationships & Ralph's

Love yourself as much as you love toxic people, the more you know

Stay Hungry

Let's eat at:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Just Because...Grocery Shopping

Pandemic Chic
Charlize Theron 

Just Because there's a pandemic going down, Just Because well, we are on lock down & Just Because she looks so chic stocking up on sustenance...here is Charlize Theron in an all black athletic leisure outfit grocery shopping in Beverly Hills!

Who says you can't look chic during a world wide state of emergency? I ask you? That's correct I asked you! Well obviously Charlize doesn't think you can't so there!!!

Of course while many of us, OK all of us can't come close to being the looker Ms. Theron is we can make the best of a situation and still take good care of ourselves physically, mentally and spiritually. 

So what are you waiting for? Get to it, put on your best Sunday Dress and cut loose, footloose!

Mic Drop! 

Stay Chic with Charlize on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/charlizeafrica/?hl=en

Michael's Musings

Call Me By My Name
Michael Shinafelt

"Impeach he bop and we bop, Impeach you bop and they bop, Be bop be bop a lu she bop Ohh ohh she do she bop" - Cyndi Lauper, She Bop

"Yes" I altered the lyrics of Cyndi Lauper's awesome hit She Bop to reflect yesterday's event. Now we are going to get more bitch baby whining. It ain't over till the petulant POS Trump says it is. Oh, newsflash it is over bloated one, right here, and right now. Because I say so, that's why!

Lick my tacos Squirrel Wizard!

Knock three times if Satan's doing you up the booty

Choir Boys singing Christmas Carols, discuss...

My 54th Birthday was yesterday, what did I do? Pretty much nothing, yep that is awesome when you are 54!

What am I doing this weekend? Seeing Bombshell 

I love you! Now I need a Popsicle 

The Pooping Pooches 2020 Calendar is real. "Yes" you to can get a different dog taking a squat for twelve months!

Is there anybody out there? Asking for a friend

Woman Crush of the Week - Charlize Theron who portrays Megyn Kelly in Bombshell. My movie pick of the week.

I love Christmas, just not as much as a big fat _____ it's blank fill it in

Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars (one of my fave TV shows) and Brad Pitt share the same Birthday as me. Yesterday, December 18th, yeah I'm in good company!!!

Santa Says: Just Coal For You Whore!

Not the bore worms! If you have to ask, then I ain't gonna tell

Your spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other then your legs!

I'm here for you at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

"Atomic Blonde" Ambition

Atomic
Charlize Theron

Look on the on the red carpet in Berlin, Germany - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Charlize Theron at the world premiere of her movie Atomic Blonde! Hooray!

Yes, according to the hype Charlize will be portraying the first female 007, you know as in Blonde, James Blonde, although she seems to have a slightly more violent streak given the trailer I have seen and the films R rating.

No matter, Charlize is one of the few women in film that audiences buy kicking ass. If I were going to see a movie of this ilk, AB would be it (and who knows I just might.) 

Charlize looks amazing as per usual, in her Dior outfit, no I am not a fashion queen it says Dior on her bra top, duh.

Moving on July 28th is the day the Atomic Blonde drops, that's so lit!

Charlize on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/charlizeafrica/?hl=en  

If This Doesn't Scare You...

Get him out of here. He broke Stevie!
Lily Rabe

The most titillating piece of casting news from American Horror Story: Hotel was announced this week and it's insane, literally.

Lily Rabe is set to portray serial killer Aileen Wournos who will be the center piece of the AHS two part Halloween episode. Boo indeed!

Rabe will be amazing as the mentally unstable prostitute who killed her johns.

Charlize Theron won an Oscar for her portrayal of Wournos in Monster, I smell an Emmy for Rabe with this casting.

I already love Halloween and this gets me even more excited for the most wicked time of the year...!

Beware of Lily on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1143816/?ref_=nv_sr_5

Charlize Theron, and She's In Leather!

Bad Ass! Charlize Theron

Actress and Seducer of Living Things Charlize Theron, did this hotter than Hell photo featured in W Magazine.

There is also an interview to go with it, no I didn't read it I was too distracted by this image to care what was said honestly. Although I am willing to bet it had something to do with her upcoming movie the awesome looking Mad Max Fury Road.

Sorry Charlize I know there is more to you than beauty but....WOW!

I used to work at United Talent Agency the house that represented Ms. Theron when here career first started. Even then there was a buzz about her. Her then agent the late and wonderful J.J. Harris sent out an excited E-mail announcing her arrival. Even then everyone knew she would be a star.

She has it all, beauty, talent & brains.

While I love Charlize in all that she does, I must cite my two favorite performances by her. Of course there is the obvious her Oscar winning turn as Aileen Wuornos is Monster. She also played the wickedest Queen seen outside of RuPaul's Drag Race in Snow White and the Huntsman.

Mad Max Fury Road looks kick ass, I can't wait to take the ride with Charlize and the rest of the cast on May 15th! Check out the awesome trailer below...Varooooooooooom!

Charlize on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1