Showing posts with label Hump Day & Chill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hump Day & Chill. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Chloe Cherry


Read the slogan on Chloe Cherry from Euphoria's T-Shirt above. Now Hump Day & Chill and ponder the point.

Makes perfect sense we all like to watch thus sex is used as a selling tool for voyeurs. It's the watching not the actual sex that sells you on whatever they are giving. If sex sold in and of itself then you would be buying whatever they are selling and getting laid.

Now that we've got cleared up it's been an interesting week for me and many others I know. 

So let's get to the real Hump Day & Chill and grab our collective selves an adult beverage of our choice and kick it!

"Yes" that's what we all need to ger over the "Hump" 

Chloe on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/perfect_angelgirl/?hl=en  

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

"They" Come In Peace
Gaylien

Like to be poked and prodded while a strangers hands touch you all over? Well then today is your lucky day! 

We've got a Hump Day & Chill treat for those of you who want to turn and face the strange today is National Alien Abduction Day, Yes!!!

Ever had a friend tell of an experience where aliens dropped down from the sky, picked them up and took them away in their spaceship for a period of time?

Most likely not, but I'm sure many of you have had a fantasy involving this type of thing. Well it's your day to let your Freak Flag Fly, just let go, cause everyone has something.

The only alien I've ever encountered is Planet Queer's mascot the Gaylien. Here is a photo I captured of "they" at the to do that happens every third Monday of the month at Akbar in Silverlake, CA.

What is everyone waiting for, look to the skies...

National Alien Abduction Day on the WWW -

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/alien-abduction-day/

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Barbie & Just Ken
Margot Robbie & Ryan Gosling

Today I'm going Basic B!tch and we are going to Hump Day & Chill to what was arguably the best moment of this past Sunday's Oscar telecast. "Yes" it's Ryan Gosling proving he's Kenenough performing his rousing, audience pleasing, Rock version of I'm Just Ken from the movie Barbie!

PS I especially loved the Ken's homage to Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend by Marilyn Monroe from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Now Hump Day & Chill and hit it after the jump Minions!


Barbie Movie on the WWW -

https://www.barbie-themovie.com/   

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

"A woman returns to her childhood home to discover that the imaginary friend she left behind is very real and unhappy that she abandoned him."

Being that I live in Los Angeles, CA and am Hollywood adjacent I get to see many things that are film industry centric and are hyping some upcoming movie. Well today we are going to Hump Day & Chill to the latest Tinseltown hype the horror of Imaginary.

"Yes" here is a big ole Chauncey Bear smack dab on the corner of Hollywood & Vine for your viewing pleasure.

As If! I could pass up getting a shot of this while I was walking through Hollywood post my In-N-Out Burger run.

Now the real question on our collective Hump Day & Chill hive mind is will Imaginary be any good?!

Well we are going to have to wait until March 8th to find that out. In the meantime get your Hump Day & Chill on with Me, Myself & Chauncey!

Imaginary on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/imaginaryfilm/?hl=en

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

"Crash" Cast
l-r
James Spader, Holly Hunter, Debra Kara Unger
Rosanna Arquette & Elias Koteas

Vaughan: "The car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event." 

This quote from Vaughan played by Elias Koteas in David Croneneberg's Crash is pretty much the perfect summation of the film. I feel we need to have a Hump Day & Chill in honor of this masterpiece of cinema right here, right now.

Crash was a lighning rod of controversy so much so that Ted Turner who owned Fine Line Pictures at the time tried to block the studio from releasing it.

It won a Special Jury Award at the 1996 Cannes Film Festival for originiality, daring and audacity. That gives a pretty good barometer of what you can expect from this NC-17 rated film for those of you who haven't seen it.

What's that, you want more 411? Well here you go: 

"Crash" is about the strange lure of the auto collision, provoking as it does the human fascination with death and the tendency to eroticize danger. Most motorists will slow down to stare at the scene of a collision; they may feel their pulses quickening and become aware of the fragility of their own bodies. The characters of "Crash" carry this awareness a step further, cherishing and nurturing it. For them, a car collision is a sexual turn-on, and a jolting life force they come to crave.

This film deserves to be honored with a Hump Day & Chill and that's exactly what I'm going to do, join me, or not...

Crash on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1996_film)  

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Today is Valentine's Day thus let us Hump Day & Chill to getting physical shall we? We shall! I'll make it simple for you. All you have to do is copy this Valentine of Olivia Newton-John with the verse from her monster hit song Physical and put in the name of you and yours in the To: & From: section. "Yes" it's that simple...

Happy Valentine's Day Minions!!!

Valentine's Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day  

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Darth Vader

Today we are going to Hump Day & Chill Darth Vader style...who knew Darth was a huge fan of the Jacqueline Susann novel Valley of the Dolls. I sure didn't and now we all know!

BTW Chilling the DV way does not mean we are reading said novel, it means we are going to simply read something whilst we Hump Day & Chill. Mr. Vader is leading us by example is all.

So what is yours truly going to read? I thought I would give Taylor Jenkins Reid Daisy Jones and the Six a go. I acquired a copy of it at my neighborhoood Little Library. Not to mention there's a rain storm here in Los Angeles, thus what better to do than stay in and read.

Anyway I'm off to Hump Day & Chill Vader style Minions!

Reading on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading  

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Queen Kylie

It's mid-week and time for a little Tension relief, thus what better way to Hump Day & Chill than to have a martini with the Queen of Tension, Kylie Minogue!

Ms. Minogue is after all the highest selling Australian female artist of all time. Her singing career is 36 years young. "Yes" Minions Kylie has been churning out hit singles for that many years and then some.

Nothing like holding court with a Queen is there? I thought not.

Her current hit album is titled Tension, in case you didn't know. Thus my Tension references right out of the box. 

It's time now, grab yourself a martini (gin or vodka) and join Kylie in a Tension free Hump Day & Chill toast. We've made it to the middle and you've earned it! 

Kylie on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/kylieminogue/?hl=en 

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Let's Hump Day & Chill for the amazing Oscar Nominee who stars in Poor Things Ms. Emma Stone!

Have you seen Poor Things? It's totally different head that's for sure, that being stated Emma Stone is truly amazing in it. She goes to a whole new level of creativity with her role of Bella Baxter.

OK, enough of the hyperbole what I really want to know is WTF does the condom quote mean? It's clearly taken out of context yet there was no explanation as to what the actual reference is.

Perplexing indeed!

So let's be thankful for what we have and that's Emma, who is a gift to the world, nobody does it quite like her. Yep, she's one of a kind.

Now run along and Hump Day & Chill

Emma Stone on Wikipedia - 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Stone


 

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Baby Shark?
Steven Spielberg & Bruce

You've heard of the phrase "Jumping The Shark" well today we are going to add another Shark phrase to the existing ones "Hump Day & Chill On A Shark" - not as catchy as the later, but, it works!

This is clearly what Director Steven Spielberg is doing during a break on the set of Jaws. Steven decided "Bruce" (the sharks on set nickname) would make a good place to Chill and regroup.

Oddly enough "Bruce" does look like he makes a good lounge chair, or at least a conversation starter in those terms. Makes me want to put him in my living room and let the good times commence!

Honestly Jaws is the only movie that ever truly scared me. I refuse to go into the ocean unless it's clear and I can see the bottom. Even then I refuse to go past the point where I can not touch the bottom with my feet. "Yes" I know I can still get attacked in shallow water, but at least I will see it coming, so there!!!

Enough about me, it's time to "Hump Day & Chill On A Shark" Minions, you know you want too...

Jaws on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)    

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Dvias x Duos 
Madonna & Barbara Streisand 

It's a Doubleplusgood type of Hump Day & Chill today with two, count em', two divas instead of uno. 

"Yes" it's Madonna and Barbara Streisand together on what looks like the set of Who's That Girl? Because as you can see Madonna is looking quite Nkki Finn.

Obviously these two have encountered each other prior to this, I wonder what prompted Ms. Streisand to visit the set? I wonder if anything of importance was uttered? I wonder, wonder, wonder what exactly went down when these two divas colllided period!!!

Well I guess we can Hump Day & Chill and fill in those blanks for ourselves Minions, now can't we??? We Can!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en

Barbara on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/barbrastreisand/?hl=en   

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Daryl Hannah 
as
Elle Driver

I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you." - Elle Driver, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 

It's the first Hump Day & Chill of 2024 and it's totally different head (meaning edgier than the usual fare, but not without entertainment value.) 

For all you Daryl Hannah fans out there I bestow on you one of her best performances as the merciless Elle Driver in Kill Bill: Vo. 1! Yay!!!

This role was a departure for Ms. Hannah and nothing prepared you prior for her putting the Chill in Hump Day like she did in this off the hook Quentin Tarantino film.

If you haven't seen KBV1 simply read the quote from Daryl's character Elle at the top of this here post. You'll get a quite vivid picture of what she's all about...pure evil!

So evil in face her code name in the film is Mountain Snake.

Let's make like a Mountain Snake and Hump Day & Chill...do it and do it now!!!

Daryl on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/dhlovelife/?hl=en   

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Tiffany Valentine

It's that time again, or as I like to call it purgatory. You know the time between Christmas and New Year's Eve that is less than a week so you really don't want to commit to anything and most likely have the time off. So let's act accordingly Minions and Hump Day & Chill with one Ms. Tiffany Valentine!

"Yes" the notorious Tiffany from Chucky fame is here to school us in the ways of Hump Day & Chill with a martini in one hand (gin straight up two olives for me) and a cigarette in the other (hard pass on the cancer stick here.)

Tiffany is played to perfection by Jennifer Tilly in the Chucky film series and the just wrapped second half of season three of Chucky the TV Series.

While she doesn't think were alone now, the character of Tiffany was a much needed boost to Chucky. Personally I find the TV Series better than the actual movies.

So there you have it and aren't you happy?!?! Get down with Ms. Valentine and Hump Day & Chill before it's too late!!!

Tiffany on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Valentine  

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

As judgement day draws near (only 6 more days!) the time has come to ponder the question "Have You Bee Naughty Or Nice?"

So why don't we collectively Hump Day & Chill to this quandary. Naughty and Nice are quite relative terms with no real clear definition. Thus I'm gonna give you mine and trust me, my definitions of them are a one size fits all proposition.

Let's start with the ever so popular Naughty. Everyone is obsessed with Naughty because it promises forbidden fruit. Actually it doesn't, personally Naughty to me is treating other people badly, not being considerate of those around you and general self centeredness when in a public or social situation. There is no excuse for this kind of behaving badly, unfortunately this type of behavior has risen in the past few years.

OK, Nice it's your turn. Do the opposite of the abovementioned Naughty - always live in kindness. It's the only way for the world to heal. I know there are exceptions to this rule (you know those unexpected douche nozzles that need to be schooled) but Nice is one of those things that when you give it, you receive it. Pay it forward Minions!

There you have it, now Hump Day & Chill to that!

Naughty and Nice on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naughty_or_Nice

 

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Join Her?
Madonna

Since the Holiday Season is hectic I'd thought it's time for something one can truly Hump Day & Chill to. You've heard of Elf on the Shelf of course, how could you not?! Well today I bequeath you the most chill thing ever on this Hump Day December 13th 2023 - Ladies & Gentlemen it's Madonna and a Martini...Yay!

While I am not specifically sure what Madonna era this was shot in, I do know the location, this was shot at, the now defunct Small's Bar across from Paramount Studios (I loved that bar and had Martini's there quite often) for an issue of Vanity Fair. 

Thus take a Holiday breather and join Madonna and myself for that matter in a Martini!

 Do you prefer vodka or gin? I am a gin straight up two olive sort of guy...

Hump Day & Chill Minions!!!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Well here's something that's totally different head. A different type of Hump Day & Chill. While I usually use levity on this sacred middle of the week in need of relief day. I saw this quote from Megan Fox and found it worthy of our collective attention.

Depending on the type of men one has been with, Ms. Fox makes a very valid point. 

Now this isn't meant for you to take a ride on a bummer. It's actually meant to inspire everyone to greater heights. That too is what the Holiday Season is all about as well.

Bringing good tidings and all that jazz!

So here's some Holiday Cheer and something that hopefully inspires you to make a change in yourselves, whatever that may entail. One can always change  ones self and be a positive influence on others.

Hump Day & Chill to that! Cheers!

Megan on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/meganfox/?hl=en 

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Kylie Jenner

"What Are We Talking About?" is a meme I spied online made from one of Kylie Jenner's photos for her current chat with Jennifer Lawrence in Interview Magazine. While I'm not quite sure why the meme was made we are going to Hump Day & Chill to it because I said so.

Here's the why: many times when we converse, especially in groups, conversation can, and usually gets lost in translation. Inevitably at some point someone is left wondering "What Are We Talking About?" 

So this is a Hump Day & Chill dedicated to those moments that we all have, and a reminder that it's OK to get lost in a piled on discussion amongst friends, family, whatever, etc...

The next time you are feeling confused don't be afraid to say it loud, say it proud and well simply, say it, say it!

Hump Day & Chill Minions and be sure to do it by uttering the phrase "What Are We Talking About?" at least once today, you know you will feel the need to.

Kylie on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/kyliejenner/?hl=en 

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Chelsea Handler

Today let's Hump Day & Chill to these sage words from Chelsea Handler. Being it is the day before Thanksgiving I felt this may be something many of us do, and or, need to hear.

"Yes" you heard me Minions some of you are not self aware enough out there to know this is about you. So stop being so vain and step it up and start engaging in this practice. Trust me it will make yours and others Thanksgiving (and other Holidays included) much more "Peachy Keen."

And isn't "Peachy Keen" something we should all aspire to? I believe in the power of this message.

So before you gobble, gobble take some Hump Day & Chill time to, well you know, do what Chelsea says.

Your family will Thank You, instead of wishing YOU had been served with stuffing!

Chelsea on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en  

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

David Bowie & Elizabeth Taylor

Turn and face the cool - "Yes" cool is in iconic, nothing else like it, bet you wished you were them. 

We are simply going to Hump Day & Chill to "cool" today and I can not think of anything cooler right here, right now than David Bowie & Elizabeth Taylor doing a photo shoot together. I'd like to see anyone top this in the cool hall of fame. At the very least it's in the Top 10 of the coolest things of all time.

Remember when you are feeling cool as ice all cocky and stuff. You are not until you've reached this def con level of it. It's a level you can aspire to reach, but...

Know this, you never will.

Hump Day & Chill, it's time to go into the aesthetic of cool!

Cool on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_(aesthetic)  

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Hump Day & Chill

Tonight I'm doing my usual Hump Day & Chill go to and watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know we are a mere two episodes in, but Daddy wants some meat, here's hoping tonight's third episode gets the party started.

Seriously watching Kyle and Mauricio act like a couple who haven't separated and are on their way to Splitsville is like watching paint dry. This being said Kyle so far this season has been really divisive among my friends. Some think she's the worst they've ever seen her, I like this new version of Kyle personally she isn't taking anyone's guff, you go girl!!!

Of course how can we forget the collective yawn heard round the world known as Dorit and PK?! Honestly it doesn't get any more white bread than that.

And what of Erika Jayne? Her therapist had to teach her how to have empathy at 52 years old!!!

So here we go, another Hump Day & Chill ride on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rollercoaster tonight on BRAVO...woot! 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on the WWW -

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills