Blame It On My Lemon Juice...

Pucker Up
Jennifer Aniston

Well as fate would have it today is National Lemon Juice Day, Yay! Why would this excite me?! Because I am a big partaker of the juice myself, that's why.

"Yes" I start off each morning with a big ole glass of lemon water, that's correct I take lemons from my refrigerator, squeeze them by hand so their juice goes into my waiting glass of water.

Not only does it taste great it has some groovy health benefits as well. What are they? Well the prime one for me is it aids in weight loss. Which I'm sure makes the juice all the more attractive to those of you reading this right here, right now...

As you can see Jennifer Aniston lives by the juice, and so do I.

Now get work Minions, you have lemons to squeeze!!! 

National Lemon Juice Day on the WWW -

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-lemon-juice-day-august-29/

Going Back To High School

That's correct Minions, you can head back to High School this Thursday for a benefit table read of the classic film Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It features an all star cast and reunites Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston who were married from 2000 - 2005.

Here is the 411 on the event:

Ridgemont High is officially back in session! #FastTimesLive will now stream on September 17 at 9PM ET / 6PM PT.

The cast includes

Jennifer Aniston

,

Dane Cook

,

Morgan Freeman

,

Henry Golding

,

Jimmy Kimmel

, #ShiaLabeouf,

John Legend

,

Ray Liotta

,

Matthew McConaughey

, CORE co-founder #SeanPenn, #BradPitt and #JuliaRoberts.

Tune in and join our all-star cast to support CORE and

REFORM

. RSVP here to watch on the CORE Response Facebook page.

Core Facebook Page -

https://www.facebook.com/CoreResponse

Hump Day & Chill

Meditate
Jennifer Aniston

“There’s usually some sort of meditation at that point. Usually 20 minutes, or 10 if I can’t get the full amount of time in. It’s a set [Transcendental Meditation mantra] that I do every time." - Jennifer Aniston 

With Summer officially being canceled due to the pandemic lock down, stress and anxiety levels are pretty high at present. Might I suggest you ask yourself: "What would Jennifer Aniston do?"

Meditate naturally. Honestly it's something so easy to do, and it makes you feel focused and less agitated and susceptible to negative or depressing energy and thoughts.

I know when I do it as I am fading off in my bed for the evening I wake up feeling amazing.

What's that you say? You don't know how to achieve this goal? Nonsense there are apps for it as well as online articles and instruction.

So let's make our Wednesday a little calmer and Hump Day & Chill with some meditation. Just do it! You'll thank me later 😃

Meditation on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meditation

Michael's Musings

Don't Be A Drag, Just Be A Cowboy
Michael Shinafelt

I saw a Facebook post from a gay Drag Queen (not all of them are gay) that I interviewed once. My question is how can you be that, and blindly support Donald "F#cking" Trump?! This self hater said and I quote: "No impeachment vote because they have no case. Which they know, they just want to keep you guys excited. Warren will get the nomination but will not win the office"  

Damn! If I ever get this self loathing, impeach my ass!!!

Just watched AHS: 1984 - WTF?! Is Camp Redwood Pet Sematary?!

BTW celery juice is not the answer

Why "Hello" Snacky Dumpster

Let's go butt hole sunning 

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling witchy 

Jennifer Aniston joined Instagram, yeah that's fun in a certain way

To appease the gender neutral trend I'm going to start saying: Listen up F#ckers!!!

All I want for Halloween is to set Twitter ablaze 

I have a dream, to be a 17th Century opera singer who kills people in duels 

Woman Crush of the Week - Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - You can't have Halloween without her

One, two, someone's coming for you...tis the season after all

Buzz is the movie Bombshell is, well, the bomb!

Let's have an insect festival, NOT!

Is it safe? No, nothing fun ever is

Plot with me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Monday Motivation

Teetotaler
Jennifer Aniston

Sometimes we all need some help to get going - so why don't you join myself and another Fab @ 50 celebrity Jennifer Aniston in a cup of Green Tea???

"Yes" do it all the popular people are. Peer pressure, peer pressure...well if you are 50 and over that is.

Green Tea is where it's at where it's at I got two turntables and a microphone - for the over 5-0 set.

Better you start now if you aren't, trust the benefits are fifty shades of realness. 

That's correct do it and do it now!

Yeah, I am that Monday Motivation that happens when Hell freezes over minions!!!

Green Tea on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_tea

Hump Day & Chill

Bad Boy
Justin Theroux

There's something about Justin Theroux. He first came to my attention as Seamus O'Grady in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, don't judge. 

Seamus O'Grady
Justin Theroux

He was Dylan Sanders' (Drew Barrymore) bad boy, I mean really bad boy, ex-boyfriend. I remember his handsome face, bulging biceps & six pack abs, oh and him being oh so sexy and bad. "Yes" like Dylan I used to gravitate towards the naughty ones. 

Well imagine my delight to find out you can spy what Justin naked in a few other notable things he has done on the WWW. Such as The Leftovers and Six Feet Under - you can see that Jennifer Aniston's ex-hubby is packing large on a link below to the OMG Blog.

Trust, it's real and it's spectacular.

Get your Hump Day On & Chill by tapping the NSFW link below!!!

Justin full monty on the OMG Blog:
https://omg.blog/omg_hes_naked_justin_theroux/#axzz5D1wgHxcP   

Michael's Musings

Color Me Curious...
Micheal Shinafelt

“Curiouser and curiouser!” - Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Considering the state of the world we live in, I find this quote from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland quite appropo.

Sometimes you wake up and feel like you have fallen down a rabbit hole, and other days you feel like you are in another dimension. It's all how you process it that matters. 

Enjoy your personal journey, you only live once minions...

Shout out to Lisa Rinna's Mom Lois on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously that woman at 89 is amazing!

Claim your slut box

Flan

There's a new movement happening: C#nt Power!

I dream of egregious cookware 

Turn the page for an alternate ending

Don't drop bombs (literally, metaphorically....etc.)

Please can it about Kylie Jenner's baby, seriously, you've all seen a baby before. Why is one from a celebrities vagina such a huge deal.

Congratulations to Erika Jayne on the launch of her book Pretty Mess 

Sorry Jennifer Aniston 

Hey Justin Theroux, I'm ready for our one night stand now

While I want a hot body, and have lost 30lbs and counting, I also want mass quantities of pizza

Ready Player One, Really WTF?!

Wake up and smell your _____ burning (the blank is yours)

On that note, follow me at:
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https://twitter.com/MShinafelt 

Sunday Schwing! Clive Owen

The Clive Experience
Clive Owen

For some reason, OK, I know the reason which will become blatantly obvious, or has it already? I was thinking about stud muffin, manly man, oh and actor Clive Owen recently.

Remember when he was a hot ticket in Hollywood appearing in everything from one of my favorites Closer with Natalie Portman to a interesting yet not quite successful blip on his radar Derailed with Jennifer Anniston?

He was even rumored to be the next James Bond when Daniel Craig snagged the role.

Well I bet you can guess what I did next? Yep, I went to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things to see if I could gaze upon Clive in all his naked glory.

Jackpot! Booty and full frontal were there to be found!

My Sunday Schwing is in full force.

Join me in Schwinging for Clive, just click on the link below...
https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2008/10/favorite-birthday-boy-for-october-3rd.html

Angelina & Brad Sitting In A Tree...

Sizzling! 

In what will be their first on screen pairing since Mr. & Mrs. Smith also known as When Brad Pitt Left Jennifer Aniston - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are pairing up for a love story that Angie wrote.

Details are scarce, and no title has been given, Jolie said this about it "It's the kind of movie we love but aren't often cast in. It's a very experimental, independent-type film where we get to be actors together and be really raw, open, try things." 

The mind reels at what that could mean, an experimental romantic comedy, perhaps with the title The Taming Of The Maleficent ? or is it more along the lines of  Blue Valentine ? 

Filming starts in Malta the end of August and their kids will be in tow.

Yep, Malta prepare to be invaded by the Jolie-Pitts!

I for one will definitely be seeing this.

Jolie on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1

Pitt on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1

T.G.I.F: Jennifer Aniston Gets Her Star

Wednesday the 22nd I received a really cool invite from my friend Jim McConville to meet him at the W Hotel on Hollywood and Vine to see former "Friends" alumni  and now mega-star, Jennifer Aniston get herself one, a star that is, in front of the W on the Hollywood Walk of Fame....

Thanks Jim for the invite and wished I could have been there! As usual I was busy, working....boo!

Jim took these really great photos of Ms. A and her star - oh and let's remember "Wanderlust" opens today - discuss.

T.G.I.F!