Cookie Tossing Tuesday

Technicolor Yawn
Mariah Carey & Bryan Tanaka 

While surfing the WWW I spied this image of Mariah Carey giving a lap dance to her back-up dancer Bryan Tanaka during one of her concerts and nearly tossed my cookies.

For those of you unfamiliar with the term it means I nearly hurled, chased the rainbow, prayed to the porcelain God in other words threw up.

Nothing holds less schwing for me and a high gag factor than Mariah Carey when she is trying to sex things up, heck let's make that MC in general shall we???

Yes, I did watch the first three episodes of Mariah's World out curiosity for the train wreck value, but the wreck got stale and solidified how I view Carey overall, a self absorbed twat who is more boring than watching paint dry, and way more annoying than people whistling a happy tune in public.

Mariah's World does confirm the overall truth I have known about her for years. We just live in it. But we all knew that already, right?

So join me in one big collective hurl.

Happy Cookie Tossing! 

"Revenge" Series Finale May 10th

I'll Get You My Pretty: Emily VanCamp & Madeline Stowe

What can I saw about Revenge? OK, let me start with this, season one was a quite addicting guilty pleasure. Season two lost it's marbles. Season three was hit and miss and season four was really lame until toward the middle and then went limp again toward the end.

Yet, I continued to watch. I guess it like the old saying about not being able to take your eyes off of a train wreck. Seriously last weeks episode leading up to this Sunday's series finale reminded me of a cartoon quite frankly. Hey I gave it name.

Of course I will be watching this Sunday none-the-less. The thing that kept me watching? I found the characters interesting enough to put up with the over the top cartoon storylines.

It will be interesting to see how the saga ends and who will live or die. Honestly I thought the end of season three would have been the perfect end to the series when Amanda Clarke (Emily VanCamp) successfully had her nemeses Victoria Grayson (Madeline Stowe) committed to a sanitarium.

So Revenge fans it's time for the last hurrah Sunday at 10 pm on ABC.